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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*


14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die


so i have these two girls in my room that are just terrible. like awful awful children who need to be on scared straight or something. and its gotten so bad that my boss actually pulled me aside and told me i needed a break from them. so i got an extra day off this week and am being assigned to a different room the rest of the week. im hoping this isnt her way of taking my room away from me

posted 3 hours ago

That 70s show meets tumblr (inspired by)

#lol #mj

do you ever get mad at a tv show for having a scene before the opening credits because you know netflix wont skip them when you’re marathoning?

posted 6 hours ago

cyntheticlifeform:

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

This is what conventions are all about.

cyntheticlifeform:

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

This is what conventions are all about.


jetjenkins:

lockdealersid:

I FOUND IT

thank you


sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters


sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg


that did not just happen that didnt fucking happen im not fucking doing this no no NO

posted 19 hours ago

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:


Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.


That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman


neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere



Anonymous asked: "Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom."

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-


ben-c:

mendel:

signs, easy to start, surprisingly difficult to finish

IM FUCKIGN PISSING HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE MAKE THE SAME FUCKING MISTAKE