Pete and Repeat
The bitchface is strong with this one.
#live long and eat a dick
a mom-to-be asks the important questions
shopping for themes for a sideblog, can anyone link me to where they get theirs?
bitch what’d you say about my crew? (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Spock, hold my flower (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿
✿＼(｡-_-｡) He’s trying to provoke you, Captain.. but I’ve got your flower.
black muffin? eh
Brown Coffee…. yes it usually is?
I’m Not Wearing Any Pork Fried Rice
Apparently my band’s music would kill people :/
Literally just reblogging this to lay claim to ‘I’m Not Wearing Any Pork Fried Rice’ as my next band name
Turquoise Skirt Smoothie or just Turquoise Smoothie
I like it
Brown Flannel Potatoes
I NEVER TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT THE DREAM I HAD A FEW DAYS AGO
i was in hell, like the literal Hell and myself and several others had the chance to compete in this tournament thing to earn our way out of hell, and there was a part where we all walked into a room with GIANT TODDLERS IN KENNELS and picked one out and then RODE THEM INTO BATTLE AND FOUGHT TO THE DEATH and then we were driving a car that a passing motorcycle guy wrapped in barbed wire i dont understand whats happening
omfg i just fell asleep watching kitchen nightmares and dreamed that i was like 6 months prego and competing on one of his shoes and we were all eating some oreo dessert (yum) but then i got tired and crawled into an rv with a reclining shower anD THEN spock came and found me and we banged
if you look on the commentary for this full of wrong post, it talks about listeria and meats: justjasper.tumblr.com/p…
well thats good to know!
freakingdork said: oh nvm bc of the pregnancy. pretty sure it’s still fine for you to eat tho. where are you getting your info from?
i’m on this baby website, thebump? but i also have been googling just to make sure. apparently deli meat has listeria that won’t hurt you but can hurt your baby?
but idk, some of these lists of ‘omggG dont eat these foods” seem a little extreme
keep being struck by random strong urges to clean and organize things make it stop
justjasper said: which treks you up for writing
i’ve got reboot on the brain but next gen is always a favorite too